Attention Dear sister: Are you sick of going by public transport everywhere? Are you tired of feeling so much people around you in the tube, underground or bus? Are you sick of paying taxis or train tickets? The Universal Gynecocratic Republic has started a new service, the “driver service” that means:
One of our male citizens will pick you up and take you wherever you want driving its own car, it will act as a driver for your convenience, safety and comfort and totally for free. Just tell our citizen where to pick you up and the exact time, get in the car and relax all the way to your destination, of course a drink will be waiting for you in the car and you will have the right to ask our citizen driver about the background music or the air conditioning of the car. The driver will treat you as a queen as the sacred goddess you are. It goes without saying that our citizen will always drive with a smile on its mouth, it will pay for the fuel so, of course, you will not have to pay absolutely anything. Does it sound fine? Start by choosing one of our citizens, look where does it can drive (its area of influence) and its available hours and days. Moreover, you will be able to see what vehicle does it have just clicking the pictures link.
Here you have the table of drivers citizens, choose one near your zone and write to us to contact it.
|Code||Place||Hours/days||Photo from the car|
|L71310H||U.S.A. California (Sta Rosa, Rohnert P., Petaluma, San Francisco, Oakland, Sonoma)||Monday to Friday from 7:00pm to 12:00am. Saturday and Sunday from 7:00am to 12:00am||Car|
|L71348H||Catar (Doha)||From 5:00pm to 12:00am, all days except Friday||Car|
|L71307H||Germany (Düsseldorf 100 km around)||Evening after 7:00pm and weekends||Car1, 2|
Attention sisters: this service is reserved for women’s use. That means you can only use it if you travel with another woman, or girl. Our male citizens are ready to serve women, and only women, for their female relax and enjoyment.
Attention male citizen: This driver service is reserved for our sisters, you are not a taxi so you will do the service for free, you will not accept money or other way of payment. If the sister is going with other female you have to accept her too (no matter if her friend is a female citizen from our republic or not), but she can not use the service if she is with a man. In this case the man should go by taxi or public transport.
Obligations for our male citizen
a)Before the service:
- Clean your car inside and outside and test the security systems (brakes, security builts, safety systems…).
- Yes, you represent our matriarchal republic, so you must shower, shave and dress elegantly before going to pick up our sister.
- Fill your fuel tank to the maximum, be clear about the route you are going to follow and the possible alternatives in case of incidents or traffic gridlock.
- Always keep with you your identification document that accredits you as a citizen of The Universal Gynecocratic Republic.
- Please have a soda, or water, available in the back seat, or a snack, in case our sister wants to have a drink.
- In the glove compartment you should always have a first aid kit as well as lists of “emergency solutions”, for example: aspirin, pills for seasickness, cough drops, tissues, cloth to clean glasses, and so on.
b)During the service:
- If our sister has any kind of luggage, ask her if you can take it to put it in the trunk of the car.
- Be gentle: open the car door for her to enter and close it once she has settled in.
- Our sister will always ride in the back seats unless she indicates otherwise, make sure she is comfortable, offer her the drink and snack you will have in the back seats and ask her if she wants to hear background music during the ride or about the air conditioning.
- Inform her of the route you are following, in case of an incident or traffic grodlock, ask her if she agrees to take another route or shortcut. She must give her consent.
- If you want to activate the central locking, locking all the doors of the car, you must first ask for our sister’s consent. The sister should always be able to get out of the car freely if she so wishes.
- You will drive wisely, wearing your seatbelt, and respecting traffic rules and signs, even though our sister tells you otherwise.
- It is important that you wear your chastity belt throughout all the service, it will help you focus all your attention and effort on driving.
- You must drive in total silence unless she tells you otherwise, with a smile on your face, obeying all our sister’s instructions and asking her if you have any questions. You should never complain to her.
c)After the service:
- Open the car door for her to get out once you arrive to the destination.
- Return her luggage from the trunk in case she has it.
- Ask her if it has been a trip to her liking and if something has bothered her.
- If someone related to the lady asks you who you are when you arrive at your destination or when you leave the origin, unless she tells you otherwise, you should be discreet and respond with a smile “Good afternoon / days / night!”.
- Let her know about your readiness, as a driver, in case she decides to use your service on another occasion.
Rights for our sisters:
- You have the right to enjoy a free service, which means that you will no pay anything for the fuel or the drinks.
- You have the right to travel in a clean and comfortable car and in a safe way.
- As the woman you are, you have the right to choose the background music (in case you wish it) and the volume during the service, and, of course, the same for the air conditioning.
- If, for any reason, you want to get out of the car and finish the journey, you can demand to the male citizen to stop the vehicle so that you can get off, and you do not have to give explanations if you do not want to.
Requirements for our sisters to enjoy the service:
- You must be a sister from The Universal Gynecocratic Republic, that means you must have the female citizenship.
Requirements for our male citizens registration:
- Send us a photo of your vehicle (covering the license plate that we aren’t interested in).
- You must have a valid driver’s license for your country.
- You need to have your car insurance current and payed.
- Your car must have current maintenance and safety checks.
- You are not allowed to drink alcohol, or take drugs, the whole day when you do the driving service.
- Tell us about where you could provide the driving service (area, region or state) and how many hours a week, and days, you will be available to develop it (for example “2 hours a day Monday and Thursday afternoon “).
- If you are already a male citizen from The Universal Gynecocratic Republic you can register for free in one of the three services we offer (shine shoes service, cleaning service and driver service) if you want to register in the three services you must pay a €5 fee by PayPal. In case you are not yet a male citizen from our matriarchal country, you must process the registration as a citizen paying a fee of € 20 only to process citizenship. If you want the citizenship plus registration for one service, the fee is € 23. Finally if you want the citizenship plus registration for two or the three services (shine shoes service, cleaning service and driver service) the fee is € 25. Payment can be made by PayPal, just sending the money to our PayPal account: “email@example.com”. In case you do not have a PayPal account, you can pay the fee by credit card, just press the buttom “Donate”: