Cleaning service


Dear sister: Are you sick of cleaning your home? Are you tired of removing the disgusting dust from your house? Are you sick of washing clothes or dishes? The Universal Gynecocratic Republic has started a new service, the “cleaning service” that means:

One of our male citizens (which you will choose) will go to your home to clean, wash and do the laundry. It will leave your whole house clean and tidy, it will work on your orders, obeying your instructions, instantly and with no questions or complaints. It goes without saying that our citizen will always work with a smile on its mouth, it will buy and pay for cleaning products and, of course, you will not have to pay absolutely anything. Does it sound fine? Start by choosing one of our citizens, look where does it can work (its area of influence) and its available hours and days. Moreover, you will be able to see how does it work by seeing a photo of its WC before and after its cleaning.

CodePlace (click links)Time/weekPhoto
L71399HSpain (Baix Llobreg., Anoia, Bages)All weekendPic
L71379HTurkey (the whole country)From Friday to Monday during all day.Pic
L71310HU.S.A. California (Sta Rosa, Rohnert P., Petaluma, San Francisco, Oakland, Sonoma)Monday to Friday from 7:00pm to 12:00am. Saturday and Sunday  from 7:00am to 12:00amPic
 L71436HAll over SwitzerlandMonday 5 p.m.-11 p.m.
Saturday 10 am-11pm
Sunday 10 am-11pm
L71451HSpain (Madrid and its surroundings)WeekendsPic
L71348HQatar (all over the country)Any day at any timePic
L71498HFrance Nancy and 100km around (Metz, Epinal, Dieuze).
Weekend Luxemburg, Estrasburg, Colmar…
From Monday to Friday from7:00pm to 11:00pm
Some weekends
L71508HCzech RepublicArrenged hoursPic
L71540HGlasgow (U.K.)Arrenged hoursPic 2
L71559HMunich (Germany) and 150km around.Monday to Friday from 19:00h to 22:00h and weekends anytime.After
L71519HVienna (Austria)Two days every week, different days, contact us to arrange it. After
L71568HJiddah city (Saudi Arabia)Sunday to Thursday from 5:00pm to 10:00pmPic
L71600HLoir-i-Cher/Indre-et_Loire (France)Vérifiez la disponibilité via notre emailPic

Once you have chosen one of our male citizens for the service, write us to our e-mail “”. We will contact it and you will agree a meeting, the first meeting, it will be in a public place which you will choose, dear sister: a park, a pub, at the street, in a comercial center… The sister will talk about her domestic cleaning needs and the situation (small or large apartment or house, how many rooms, how many toilettes, if there are pets and so on). During this first meeting the male citizen will answer all your questions about its disposition an doubts. Once the meeting is finished the male citizen will wait for the sister to contact it again and to show it the home and then the service would start. Always our sisters would contact the male citizens, never at opposite way.

(Attention sisters: this service is reserved for women’s use. That means if you are a sister living with a man, or a boy, at home, your duty is to command it to do the cleaning service instead of using our service. Our male citizens are ready to serve women, and only women (sisters alone, girls couples, sisters sharing apartment, mothers and daughters, girls threesomes…), for their female relax and enjoyment.)


Obligations for our male citizens:

a)Before the service:

  • To bring all the cleaning material you need unless the lady could allow you to use her material.
  • To buy the cleaning products, to take a shower and wash your body before the service.
  • To use light clothes for your comfort during the service.
  • To wear your citizen identification document all the time and show it when the sister ask for it.
  • To be punctual in order to show our sister your seriousness and respect for her.

b)During the service:

  • To be cock caged during all the service.
  • To direct all your effort, mind and five senses to clean and wash during the service.
  • To do not damage anything with the cleaning products or during the service.
  • To look at our sister’s feet when she is talking you unless she says the opposite.
  • To work in a total silence, to obey all the indications from the women, to ask your lady in front of any doubt, to do not complain never and ever. To do the service fine and fast without distractions (music, radio, tv…).
  • To be willing (with no complains) in case our sister decides, in a total free way, to touch or abuse your body as the object you are. If something like this happens to you, you will accept it in complete silence and with a wide smile on your face.

c)After the service:

  • To ask our sister about her satisfaction with the service and to ask her about indications for the next day.
  • To do not talk anybody (neighbours, pleople in general) about the service unless our sister lets you.

Rights for our sisters:

  • If, after the first meeting, you decide do not use the male citizen just do not contact it and it will understand you have not choosen its service. You do not need to give explanations or reasons if you do not want to do it.
  • You have the right to a totally free service, you do not need to pay for the cleaning, in fact our male citizen is obligated to buy all the cleaning products.
  • To choose when and how long our male citizen will come to clean, always according to its possibilities.
  • If you think that the cleaning is not well done or not quite perfect, you have the right to demand that it be done again from the beginning. You must be totally satisfied with the service.
  • You have the right to slap our male citizen’s face if you think it deserves it.
  • To claim our male citizen if during the cleaning service, by accident, it damages something valous for you.
  • You have the right to choose the clothes the male citizen will wear during the service. Moreover you can abuse freely its body if you feel like it (only if you feel like it).
  • You can finish the service when you decide it, without the need to tell the reason.
  • You have the right to require our citizen a total discretion about the cleaning service, if you decide so.

Requirements for our sisters to enjoy the service:

Requirements for our male citizens registration:

  • Clean your toilet and send us a photo before and after cleaning.
  • Tell us about where you could provide the cleaning service (area, region or region) and how many hours a week, and days, you will be available to develop it (for example “2 hours a day Monday and Thursday afternoon “).
  • If you are already a male citizen from The Universal Gynecocratic Republic you can register for free in one of the three services we offer (cleaning service, shine shoes service, and driver service) if you want to register in the three services you must pay a €5 fee by PayPal. In case you are not yet a male citizen from our matriarchal country, you must process the registration as a citizen paying a fee of € 20 only to process citizenship. If you want the citizenship plus registration for one service, the fee is € 23. Finally if you want the citizenship plus registration for two or the three services (shine shoes service, cleaning service and driver service) the fee is € 25. Payment can be made by PayPal, just sending the money to our PayPal account:”. In case you do not have a PayPal account, you can pay the fee by credit card, just press the buttom “Donate”:

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